Actual Remarks Made by Soccor Commentators 1. ―Lawrie Mcmenemy.Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win. ―Ruud Gullit.Julian Dicks is everywhere. No I’m serious. ―Martin Tyler.Despite the rain, it’s still raining here at Old Trafford. This fun quiz will let you know whether you have personality traits that would be more in line with a sociopath or psychopath if they were highly exaggerated.Are you Type A, B, C or D? ―Byron Butler.Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead. The last couple of weeks have witnessed some weird ,or bizarre, as some newspaper labeled, sayings and quotes from football managers. They were a lot better than we thought.
These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. ―Ian McNail.It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.
―Dominic Allen.Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.
―Graham Roberts.I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win. If you have any others which are worth a mention, feel free to drop them into the comments section below, so we can all continue laughing for some more time.Our site includes quite a bit of content, so if you're having an issue finding what you're looking for, go on ahead and use that search feature there!Copyright © Quotabulary & Buzzle.com, Inc.Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. But a large number of his comments have left many people puzzled at times, regarding his sanity. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.Is the Pope Catholic. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish.40 Oh-so-relatable Quotes About Getting the Monday Blues,100 Funny Awkward Moment Quotes Most of Us Have Experienced,Inspirational Quotes for Recovering Drug Addicts,The Best Inspirational Quotes for Drug Addicts,The Most Encouraging Words for Drug Addicts. Arrogant? It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website.Sign up to receive the latest and greatest articles from our site automatically each week (give or take)...right to your inbox.We hope you enjoy Quotabulary. His sayings are also famously referred to as ‘Big-Ronisms’, or ‘Ronglish’.Well, Clive, it’s all about the two M’s – movement and positioning.The keeper was unsighted – he still didn’t see it.Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard.I would not say that he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.I never comment on referees, and I’m not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.So these were some of the funniest quotes about soccer, that should keep you smiling for some time. ―After being asked if he is ‘volatile’.
―Kevin Keegan.Well actually we got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalized. Here are the OSM top 10. Have a look.We didn’t underestimate them. ―Kevin Keegan.The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23. ―Kevin Keegan.I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league. Charming? In 1872, England and Scotland had the privilege of clashing in the first ever international fixture. ―Denis Law.Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit. It’s like they have eleven Dicks on the field. I would beg to differ, but it’s hard to do so when some famous football personalities make such kinds of ridiculous statements. It was the other 3% that cost us the match. Here are some of them.Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. ―A commentator on Metro Radio.When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1. ―Ian Darke.He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn’t score many goals. ―Sir Bobby Robson.There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division. I really need to know.Well, I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side. ―Notts County chairman.Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. Now, he's been tweeting about the 2018 World Cup … He has a vast collection of pretty amusing quotes, that a whole section had to be dedicated solely to him. But these idols are human too, and sometimes they say things that are actually quite funny. ―Jimmy Hill.We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced.