“I like rice. Oh. Follow Question; 3 Great Question; Asked by KrystaElyse (3598) January 14th, ... We do not need to bring pen and paper into this transaction- I think of that every time I use my debit card at Dunkin Donuts and Smacky the frog LMAO! “Listerine hurts. They should use it,Bobcat fire explodes to 93,842 acres, claims homes amid heavy winds; more evacuations ordered,Some Northern California forests will open, but in SoCal they’re still closed,‘Tsunami’ of hotel closures is coming, experts warn,Bobcat fire grows to 103,000 acres, making it one of L.A. County’s largest blazes ever,Fires continue to take a toll on California air quality.Ginsburg’s death will drive voter turnout. “Dogs are forever in the push-up position.” –,20. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Ronald Reagan . in Commerce, Accounting, and Finance, University of Mumbai. You rule this thread.. and thank you everyone else for cracking me up…His delivery was the greatest thing sin
Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers and I didn’t know what the hell they were.”,“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”,“A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.”,“I had my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.”,“Dr.Scholl’s makes foot products. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.” – Mitch Hedberg . I forgot it at home ...in the filing cabinet under D...for donut. Sorry for the convenience.”,“I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers.’ So I did.
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I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. “I think animal crackers made people think all animals taste the same.” –,21. But it did not say it was hungry, so it died.”,“I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck.
Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, 'It's cool, he's with me. It can only become stairs. At times, his hands would shake ferociously while holding the microphone.He was also extremely self-aware and was the first to criticize himself if a joke did not generate laughs. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. ","I use the word 'totally' too much. 4. I'm tired of following my dreams! I’m just going to ask them where they’re going, and hook up with them later.”,“I know a lot about cars. Or just a really cool Opotamus?”,“If I had a dollar for every time I said that… I’d be making money in a weird way.”,“Last week, I helped a friend stay put. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.". I’ll just give you the money, then you give me the donut. "I know a lot about cars. Don’t even act like I didnt get that donut. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. What the fuck’s really going on down there? The death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg may change that.Maybe bougie food fantasies will accompany us all the way through the destruction of life as we know it?What will the restaurant industry look like when the COVID catastrophe ends?The South Los Angeles Beverage Company will open a brewery, tasting room, coffee roastery and more at the Beehive in South L.A. in 2021.What happens when a restaurant can’t pay the rent? I’ll just give you the money, then you give me the donut. What the fuck’s really going on down there? 'Mitch, do you like submarine sandwiches?' There would never be an 'Escalator temporarily out of order' sign, only 'Escalator temporarily stairs.
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